Bertie Bassetts

I've decided to call his majesty the king of money 'Bertie Bassetts' cause i see him sneakin licorice from the cupboard and also on the first day i arrived here i was lookin out my window and he was unpackin the car of their suitcases and now and again (all the time actually), he would open the drivers door and take some licorice out of a wee packet and eat it. He's a sweetie sneaker har har har. I also could have called him 'The Bee' cause he buzzes about constantly. He never stops moving. When he stands on one spot he is forever looking around himself to so what has to be done next. Brambly Hedge says that he doesn't need to sleep, he just does it because thats what you're meant to do. WHAT?! He travels all over the world and never has jet lag. He jus keeps on moving. He even has time to sit and read a book! 

One time before Christmas he came back and gave me a wee box of goodies that the airline had given him. It had a pair of very comfy socks in it that i now wear ALL THE TIME when it's cold. The Goofy Goober looks quite like him but Brambly Hedge doesn't at all. She looks more like Spongebob.  

Oh by ra way she's called Spongebob obv cause her pants are square. Just incase you didn't get that. Ok so.

I've changed my mind, i think i'll call him 'The Bee' now because thats like Bertie Bassetts and a buzzy bee all rolled into one. So! The Bee! He's in Europe right now. No one knows when he'll be back, not even him.