Bertie's Night In

Today is very sunny. 

On the day the Weel Stockit Farm (my sister) arrived here, the fam were goin to Texas. All of them except for Bertie Bassetts. 

From what I understood, he had to go to work and would be joining them the next day. 

It was a Thursday when she arrived, the 17th ot 18th or something of April. The weather was lovely. The stud, spongebob's nephew, was still at the house and the Weel Stockit Farm and i were to take him to the airport early the next morning. 

Around 9pm that Thursday evening we came home. Because it was so lovely and warm all the windows and doors were open in the house. We parked the car outside because the garage was being fixed and as we stepped out the car we could hear music drifting very loudly from the house out to the street and Bertie Bassetts shadow could be seen in the kitchen moving in his usual quick manner around the room except this time it was much smoother, in time with the music-  

"YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL IT'S TRUE! WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE ...something something i should really look up the words....AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DOOOOO! CAUSE I'LL NEVER BE WIIIIIITHHHH YOUUUUU!!!"

This is what i think must have been happening in Bertie Bassetts mind as we were walking to the front door

He hears the car doors close- 'Oh No, i've got this embarrasssing  music on really really loud. Oh well, i'm goin to pretend i dont even care and keep it on. AH i can't do this!! they're closer to the house i can't keep this up'  

By the time we reached the front door he'd turned it down and by the time we walked in it was OFF and he was busying about the kitchen as if he hadn't ever been singing along at the top of his voice before he heard the car doors close!

On the Saturday thats jus passed i got a phone call from Spongebob asking me to come pick her up because she was taking the rented car back to wherever she'd got it from. When i got there the GoofyGoober was being all smily and chatty and got in the back seat but when Spongebob got in she didn't look so cheerful!

"The GoofyGoober is in a lot of trouble!" she said.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how i laughed in my head as she told me how she'd discovered...

 

He'd been using bad language- I'm guessing she found this out from his text messages. All his and brambly hedge's text messages go though i think Spongbob's email account so she can read them all. He's really a stupid boy when it comes to this sort of thing. I think he was imagining that she was no longer checking up on him! HAHAHAAHHAHAHA

He'd been lying- he had swimming practice AND scouts on Saturday morning and told her that things had changed and both had been cancelled. So he lay on the couch all morning watching tv. When she checked she discovered this to be a big fat goofygoober lie!

He'd also been giving her a lot of cheek over the past week. Well misses, just a taste of what i get every day! and last but not least- he'd been lookin at naughty stuff online. 

I dunno exactly what though. 

Oh good luck to the next nanny! Gone are the days of him wanting to jus make cookies and play outside with the dogs!

Since saturday we've not had a single fight. He's been very happy and obliging. 

We'll see how things go.