The Dog Has Got It's Pants On and It's Comin Out To Play

It's not really allowed out to play when it's got it's nappy on. 

Jus now it is out playin cause it's a sunny day and i don't want to bring it inside, cause if i bring it inside i need to put the nappy back on it. 

it's a golden retriever and it's nappy is blue and has a hole at the back for it's tail to go through. The dug is so skinny though cause it only eats 3 chicken legs for it's breakfast and some mingin brown thing for it's dinner at 5 o'clock so the nappy is always falling off. 

Well, when i think about it, it actually gets quite a lot of food at night. it gets the mingin brown stuff specially made bertie bassetts. on top of that it gets some greek yogurt and half a banana. then half an hour after it's dinner it gets dessert. a chewy bar thing. the other dog gets fed the same but it doesn't get a nappy. 

The dog looks really stupid when it's in this state. it's always in a bad mood. i like to feed it chocolate so it feels like it's in love. jus like it said in those always adverts. Member them? with the wuman jumpin on the trampoline and stuff? imagine the dog was jumpin on a trampoline hahaha!