The Is An Example of Him.
One morning he says to me 'Lady Harriet, you need to pick me up from school. i need to buy something.'
It bein around Christmas time i'm thinkin he wants to go get pressies for his family so i very kindly pick him and Brambly Hedge up from school. Brambly Hedge wanted to buy pressies.
After goin to one shop with goofy goober, he disappeared. 'OH GOOFY GOOBER! WHERE ARE YOU?!'
We searched every shop, but he was nowhere to be seen.
Brambly Hedge then spots a verra pink shop. It was pink all round the windows and the door was pink too. A japanese type shoppy with miss kitty or whatever it is...whats that japanese cartoon cat thing called? Well it was drawn on the window and there were all sorts of wee japanese thingys in it. So we peer in and what should we see? Something not very japanese at all! A goofy goober!
When we got back in the car i discovered that the goofy goober was NOT buying anyone presents! He wanted picked up from school so he could buy himself a rubix cube!
Late the night before, he said, he'd seen something on "YouTube'. A wee chinese baby solving a rubix cube and so, he decided he must have one to improve his intelligence.
At home, makin dinner.
I hide goofy goober's rubix cube up my sleeve for a laugh and he runs round the house 3 or 4 times looking for it all the while shouting and screaming at brambly hedge and i 'WHERE IS IT?! YOU HAVE IT! IF YOU HAVE IT I'LL KILL YOU!'
After runnin round the house he came to me in a threatening manner demanding that i give it back. Finally he saw the big square shape in my sleeve and grabbed at it in a fury! He pulled it out my sleeve and ran up the stairs screaming while i was laughin and Brambly Hedge made cookies and called him a 'weirdo'.
Finally, about an hour later, i went up to apologies and found him on his bed, rubix cube complete. He said it helped him get rid of his anger.
5 comments:
it's called hello facey
I thought that Bard, being the Japanese expert that she is would know the real name for the Japanese cat thing is 'Hello Lucky'! :) jajajaja
stand in awe of the goofy goober. It takes a power of intelligence to complete a rubix cube.
hey, just checked and it's actually rubik's cube
oh is it well my mistake rubiks and is it called facey? hello whaty? hello stupid thats what it is!
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