Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Is She a Good Nanny?

I'm sittin in my room right now waitin for Bertie Bassetts to come home. It's 20 after 8. Yes! I should be out of the house by now considering i did finish at 5!!! i would have just taken the other car but GUESS WHAT!! i smashed it into someone. 
yesterday i was driving to swimming. just the goofy goober and his pal. we'll call him pedro. me and goofygoober had jus had a fight in the car before pedro got in because he was trying to make me put up the windows when i was too cold
SORRY! i must have started this a month ago and got totally harassed and stopped it! i'm jus goin to go over that story I GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT spongebob immediately thought it was my fault but of course it wasn't! now shes goin mad over the insurance and what not. i don't care about it. also, i was meant to go to court over that other ticket? the one i got for not having the right insurance card in the car? yeh well, i missed the date hahahaha so i phoned the court and said, sorry i missed the date and they were very rude of course and said could i get there that very day and i said no! HAHAHAHA so they sent me another court date in the post and guess when it's for?! YES a month from now! and when am i leaving?! two weeks from now! i haven't even told them about the court date! it's sitting here in my room and the day i leave i'm goin to sit it in with all the other mail in the kitchen! HEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHE 
yeh so. much has happened. the kids are out of school now. every time i mention my leaving the goofygoober seems to have a slight melt down and mumbles something about kidnapping me and i can't leave or i'm not to leave or something like that. it's a sore topic. today we went to the ortho for the last time. we've gone every month ever since i got here and the southern wuman at the desk asked if i would be here in september to bring him again and i told her no no i was goin home for good. the goofygoober again mumbled something and walked out of the room HAHAHA oh well he'll get over it with his new brazilian nanny. last week the family were away on holiday. by now you can probably pretty much tell these people are super rich right? where did they go on holiday? montana. a ranch in montana. they could go anywhere in the world. brambly hedge came back with stories of falling off horses and being stepped on and crying over the cows that the cowboys were strangling or whatever. i saw all their photos and they looked very romantical. brambly hedge sitting on a horse with piggy tails and cowboy hat, head slightly tilted to the side as if she's thinking about something very deep. 
i managed to avoid spongebob for about 2 days after they came back. it was glorious. then last night she called my room and said 'i'm not sure i remember what you look like, would you mind coming down the stairs' i didn't mind at all that night because i was dying to know when they'd send me home and the date is set for the 25th of july. well, bertie bassetts still has to get the ticket sorted!
ok i have millions of funny things to write but i'm goin to post this now and i know there are probably spelling and grammer mistakes in it and no caps and whatever and maybe some bits sound funny but usually i go over these but from now on i'm jus goin to write them and post them as they are ANY OBJECT? this way i'll write more cause really i can't be bothered reading over them again. ok i'll write more laters