April Fools

Yesterday morning i rose from my bed and wandered down my stairs. At the bottom of the stairs there was string attached to wall and floor and hand-rail in a web type formation.

The last 3 stairs were covered in "febreeze" and facing my stairs were... THE DOG STAIRS.

The dog stairs are made of foamy stuff and specially bought to sit next to the GoofyGoober's bed so that the dogs can walk up them and lie on the bed. 

So, i imagine the trick was, for me to slip down the wet stairs and get covered in the web of string and be goin so fast that i'd run up the dog stairs and finally fall over. What a laugh that would have been. If i'd been more awake i would have jus done it but i didn't realise the trick till i was back in bed and had pulled all the string down. Sorry Goober!

When we got downstairs 3 stools had been tied together with sting. i dunno what the point in that was. I think the GoofyGoober jus wanted to makes shapes out of the string. It looked like a web again or some geometrical shape. He'd take away all the cutlery. Jokes on you GoofyGoober! When he wanted a spoon he didn't want to go get it because then i would find out where he'd hidden them! hahahahahahahaha!!!! He'd hidden the clock. I didn't care about that either cause it's really them that need to know the time more than me since i wasn't drivin this week and anyway, i jus follow whatever they're doin. He took away the rug too. I didn't see how that would affect me but i didn't bother asking. He thought it was funny.

Brambly Hedge stayed off school again. Did i write about his great structure? Yes, the one thats like the empire state building. Well, when he left for school, Brambly Hedge and i carried it together outside into the rain. It was raining all day yesterday but roasting hot. Lovely. 

Some bits broke off it but we stuck it together again....well, we jus stuck the bits back on. He was very angry when he got home. We also put books under his covers hahahahaha and pushed all his dirty clothes up against his door so he couldn't get in again. What a mess he has to clean up. In a rage, he ran into Brambly Hedge's room and turned over her mattress hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!

This day last year- Fiddler on the roof, euan's birthday, a car and a ferry.  MIND IT?!

Will i write what i was goin to write in the last one? No, i don't think i will. It's too vulgar but keep in mind it did come from Spongebob's mind!

Bertie Bassetts hasn't been on the scene much lately. He was away all last week and then appeared home friday night all ready for what they see as a fun filled weekend! They always have pancakes and that disgusting stuff americans call bacon. They read the newspapers and then i have no idea what else they do because i either stay hidden in my room in the sky or i slip out when they've gone or before they get up. 

One saturday morning i went down about noon thinking they were all gone and it was safe to leave. The GoofyGoobers room is right at the bottom of my stairs and when i got to it, inside i saw Spongebob in nothing but pants and bra! She ran around a bit not quite sure what to do and then shut the GoofyGoober's door saying something about the builders were outside and she wanted to look out the window....WHAT? the GoofyGoober was in the kitchen gettin excited over a stapler he'd been given.