Monday, April 14, 2008

Officer Smellgood

Saturday in the day time. Oh the lovely sun on my face as i lay in the carpark outside A church. I love text messages. I need to think of a name for the person i was with. How about 'Cheerio' since i noticed she called herself that somewhere. 
Oh the sun was beating down and the thought of NOT seeing the GoofyGoober all weekend was really making my heart feel so cheerful! 
Cheerio had orginised a SARDINE SATURDAY which was goin to the church at night and playin a game of sardines in the dark. Saridines is where you go and hide and eat sardines and wait for everyone to find you while you're eatin the sardines. The church is in the woods so it's really creepy there anyways and usually on a saturday night the car park fills up with about 30 cars all doin who knows what. We decided that if we sat inside the church we'd be able to find out what they were all up to. 
Cheerio invited some friends along i didn't know and i had a couple of verra awkward moments with them in the gym. Silence...... who will say something first.... i'll jus lie on the stage and text.... then they get out their phones and start textin..... OH THANK GOODNESS HERES CHEERIO AGAIN!!
Finally Mrs Doyle came and the game began. We were in a team because we would be scared (me and mrs doyle)
No cars showed up all night. 

Sunday night was a great blessing in disguise.
I got side swiped and the drunk jus drove off. Of course the police had to come along. Oh Officer! You jus smell lovely so you do. Jus you shine that torch right in my face and see how beautiful my face is. Is that a ring you've got on yer finger? NO! no wedding ring thats jus great. 
He was a hot todd. If you imagine what a hot todd looks like then thats who you're imagining. 
One more point, Spongebob and Bertie Bassetts didn't even care that their car was smashed in at the side. I wasn't nervous at all about telling them because what are they goin to do? FIRE ME?
naw
Peas out. 
The GoofyGoober has swimming every day from now to the summer so i'm in luck AGAIN. I'm such a lucky dog. 

1 comment:

joynevada.com said...

and THEN what happened?