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Friday night was Brambly Hedge's birthday party but thankfully i was busy so did not have to attend. The GoofyGoober had to go to swimming at the Y and i took him to it and he was in a verra verra bad mood. He's become lazy and he likes it. He says all the great geniuses in the world are lazy. On saturday i was in Central Park and i wrote this poem that i'll now share with YOU.

            NEW YORK NEW YORK

Oh April sun

how you shine down

    through the bare trees in

          Central Park.

Where me and Mrs Doyle sit

      Cold Stone.

Strawberries we taste in our

     mouths

baseball and soccer

  we do watch 

Oh Central Park you're like ice tea (not that i'd know)

        so good

         and 

    not too sweet

              Lemon

    mmmmmm......

Mrs Doyle loved the ice tea. 

Now heres the big news. 

I took Brambly Hedge to swimming last night and picked up the Goofygoober who was very selfish and took ages to get changed and said he was being sociable. ANNOYING.

Nevermind anyways i came in the house and Spongebob was sitting eating her dinner. 

Sometimes i think she comes in later than she should so that she doesn't have to pick up the kids from swimming. Oh well, nothing i can do about that back to my point now. She asked me! To stay another year! and work for her again!!! AS IF!!! She even offered to pay for my schooling (or part of it) but the options of schools that i could go to here were not tempting at all. The only way she could make me stay is if she set me up in a flat in New York City with her 2 children and sent me to one of the schools there. I'm not goin to anywhere round here! Oh well. She pretty much looked like she was goin to cry and i felt a bit bad. A wee bitty. Then she said i was to start looking for someone to take my place. Where on earth am i to find someone? 

If you would like to come work here, or rather, if you know of anyone who would like to come work here, let me know and don't let them read my blog cause it'll put them off ok?

The GoofyGoober came in smellin terribly of B.O and was refusing to change so i eventually had to chase him up the stairs to his room and find him new clothes and force him to put on deodorant. I told him he'd never get a girlfriend smelling like that and he said 'I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!'